If we were to use Jim Belushi in a strip, it would be far too violent for the internet. After all, Jim Belushi is, easily, one of the worst things ever. He’s worse than AIDS. Much worse.

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, Francis’ situation is funny because I always wonder if I’m on any kind of government list because of the odd Google searches I’ve done. As a slightly demented writer, I often have to look up some very bizarre stuff. I’ve often wondered if the government is putting me on lists because of material I research for completely innocent purposes.

Have a happy and safe Labor Day, everybody!